1 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:08,878 [organ playing] 2 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,024 ♪ Oh, I wake up♪ 3 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,895 ♪ Looking at my♪ 4 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:28,985 ♪ Go to bed looking at my♪ 5 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,727 ♪ Take a nap looking at my♪ 6 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:35,731 ♪ Robot♪ 7 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,952 ♪ Yes, I find the time♪ 8 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,867 ♪ Looking at my♪ 9 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:45,088 ♪ Send a note looking at my♪ 10 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:48,091 ♪ Make a date looking at my♪ 11 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:52,226 ♪ Robot♪ 12 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:57,231 ♪ Oh, I find my way looking at my♪ 13 00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:00,625 ♪ Buy my shit looking at my♪ 14 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:03,759 ♪ Get the news looking at my♪ 15 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:07,719 ♪ Robot♪ 16 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,767 ♪ Yes, I get paid♪ 17 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,943 ♪ Looking at my♪ 18 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:17,120 ♪ Get laid looking at my♪ 19 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:20,210 ♪ Eat my food looking at my♪ 20 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:23,170 ♪ Robot♪ 21 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,957 ♪ Oh, I fried an egg♪ 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,567 ♪ Looking at my♪ 23 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:33,093 ♪ Broke a leg looking at my♪ 24 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:36,270 ♪ Got a job looking at my♪ 25 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,794 ♪ Robot♪ 26 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:45,409 ♪ Yes, I read a book looking at my♪ 27 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:49,283 ♪ Broke up looking at my♪ 28 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,112 ♪ Hit a truck♪ 29 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:55,027 ♪ Looking at my♪ 30 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:58,248 ♪ Robot.♪ 31 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,337 [sustaining note] 32 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,563 [music ends] 33 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,053 SAM: Oh, my God. 34 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,446 Cut. 35 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,187 [cheering and applause] 36 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,111 Oh. Amazing, huh? 37 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,205 Yo, Adrian. 38 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:45,339 [cheering and applause continue] 39 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,689 [popping] 40 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,257 [whooping] 41 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:55,479 [laughter] 42 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:56,915 Yes! 43 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,875 SAM: It's all for you, Damien! 44 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,966 ["Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg playing] 45 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:09,363 - ♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me♪ - [camera beeping] 46 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,408 ♪ I went to school and I got a degree♪ 47 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:15,064 ♪ All my friends call it "the big D"♪ 48 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,285 ♪ I went to school and I got the big D♪ 49 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,418 - ♪ I got the big D...♪ - Shit. 50 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,812 - Ugh! - [car horn honks] 51 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,292 [groans, whispers]: Fuck. 52 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,555 ♪ I got the big D♪ 53 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,165 ♪ I went to school...♪ 54 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,949 Sam Fox. 55 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,995 On the scene. 56 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:36,259 Childhood. Nostalgia. 57 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,353 - [car door closes] - Down there 58 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,573 is the playground 59 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:48,793 where I used to hang out 60 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,578 and, uh... 61 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:54,016 That's where I kissed a boy for the first time. 62 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:57,280 And for the record, I kissed him. 63 00:03:57,324 --> 00:04:00,240 And then he put his hand under my T-shirt. 64 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,286 So... 65 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,289 Up here, that is 66 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:10,119 the window where I used to sneak cigarettes. 67 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:13,688 Marion never smoked because he is perfect. 68 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,646 - Hi. - Oh. Hi. Hi. 69 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,169 Sorry. I... 70 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,084 I'm not creeping on your house. I just... 71 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:21,609 I used to play on that playground, and I-I lived there. 72 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,437 That used to be my house. 73 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,135 Right on. 74 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,009 Can I... 75 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,318 Oh. 76 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,624 - [front door slams shut] - Well... 77 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,756 Okay, you don't have to slam it. 78 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,454 Jesus. 79 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,630 [mutters]: It's amazing what you can see. 80 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,284 So cool. 81 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,330 [sighs] 82 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,463 ♪ All day long, on the chaise longue.♪ 83 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,162 Last time. 84 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,516 SAM: Yes. 85 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,651 [knock on door] 86 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,001 - [dog barking] - Hmm. 87 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,880 Oh. 88 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,187 Uh, h-hi. Hello. 89 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,755 Hi, Sam. 90 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,887 May I come in? 91 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,455 Yes, yes. I was just, uh... 92 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,197 giving my chicken carcass a happy ending. 93 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,417 - Come on, boys, let's go. - [clapping] 94 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,157 Come on in. 95 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,042 [clears throat] I was just... 96 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:49,087 making stock. 97 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,525 Making stock. 98 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,179 CAROLINE: Um... 99 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,356 Do you want some... 100 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,012 - Radish? - [crunching] 101 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,147 I'm just gonna say it out loud. 102 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,499 It's... hell 103 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,197 for me to be around your mother. 104 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:14,374 Actual torture. 105 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,724 Oh. 106 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,421 Wow. 107 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:21,685 It's because Phyllis reminds me of my mother. 108 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,427 She's got that same... [sighs] 109 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,735 survivor, cultural mercenary, 110 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:31,129 flowers blooming out of shit and ash mentality. 111 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:35,046 My mother was a cruel, petty, 112 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,135 angry troll. 113 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,138 I did not like my mother, and she never liked me. 114 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,924 I knew I had to run away and avoid her 115 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,969 until she died, and that's what I did. 116 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:47,494 I can't believe I just said that out loud. 117 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,280 Well... 118 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,282 was there anything about her that you liked? 119 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,545 Well, I mean, she supported my whole family, 120 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:59,723 and, uh, I suppose I got my work ethic from her. 121 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:05,555 But I also got the prickly, stultifying stuff from her. 122 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,079 You? No. 123 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:12,519 I know what I am. Believe me. 124 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,912 Don't you think I'd rather be like you? 125 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,740 Just hanging out. 126 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,395 Making everyone feel comfortable. 127 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,138 But, uh, I drive people away. 128 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,706 Everyone except for Marion. 129 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,534 I think he knows how to handle me 130 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,798 because he's your mother's son. 131 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,583 If that makes sense. 132 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,585 Yeah. It does. 133 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:39,154 I have arms because of her. 134 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:42,287 And it's that same stubbornness, 135 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,160 it's that same babyish behavior 136 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,337 that has driven me this close to matricide. 137 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:51,166 My mother tried to abort me, 138 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:54,082 - like, eight different ways. - Whoa. 139 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,215 And I'm not speaking hyperbolically. 140 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,913 And the worst part is 141 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,350 she told me about every time. 142 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:04,353 See? Anatoly's mom isn't the only one. 143 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:07,095 The world is filled with mean moms. 144 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,619 Guess so. 145 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,534 Geez. 146 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,406 I, um... 147 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:17,497 have always been envious of you and Phil. 148 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:23,503 You two genuinely like each other. 149 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,549 No, it's true. 150 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,333 You do. 151 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,690 Wha-- You-- 152 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,431 Bye. Okay. 153 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,612 Uh, yes? 154 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:48,484 Take my hand. 155 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,966 I have chicken fingers. Okay... 156 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,577 [clears throat] 157 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:55,709 It's okay. 158 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,407 Ow. Strong. 159 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,803 Oh. 160 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,718 What is this? 161 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,764 My brother said you needed something for the landing. 162 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,070 Your touching spot. 163 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,074 Your brother? 164 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,598 Joe, the feng shui guy. 165 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,080 [laughs]: Oh! 166 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,735 Your brother. 167 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,432 Okay. And, also, 168 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,565 your brother is... [clears throat] 169 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,784 - very hot. - So's yours. 170 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,004 Ew. No. 171 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,707 Now you have a little less of an empty nest. 172 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,579 [gasps] 173 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,846 [gasps] 174 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,587 I love it. 175 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,589 Thank you. 176 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,157 Thank you. I accept. 177 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:58,380 You are the essence of this family. 178 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,687 You keep it going. 179 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:05,648 And, uh, if I've behaved badly, I'm sorry. 180 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,130 - Same, Caroline. I'm sorry, too. - It's "Caro-lynne." 181 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,828 - I'm sorry for that, too. - Okay. 182 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,659 Okay. [sighs] 183 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,578 Let's put you in pride of place. 184 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,841 - I can't lift that thing. It's too heavy. - Oh. 185 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,626 - Uh, I had somebody drop it off. - Jesus. 186 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,628 - Oh. Okay. - It's bronze. 187 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,891 - [grunting] - Be careful. 188 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,980 It-it's very valuable. 189 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,069 You're gonna have to have it insured. 190 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,725 JEFF: Sammy. 191 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,944 These are going in the garage fridge. We know. 192 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,686 We're in a hurry. We have to pick up his suit. 193 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,863 Oh, Sammy, uh, Push has CBD cream for your hands. 194 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,431 - Don't eat it. - [Sam clears throat] 195 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,913 Oh, my God, it's gonna be so cute. 196 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,523 - DUKE: Hi, Push. - FRANKIE: Hey, Push. 197 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,959 PUSH: Hi, Aunt Sammy. 198 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,569 - That's for you. - Oh, thank you. 199 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,833 - You're welcome. Mwah. - Mwah. 200 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,835 - You okay? - Yeah, uh... 201 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:05,447 You guys, also, don't forget to bring your own chairs. 202 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,755 And come back soon. 203 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,715 [grunts] 204 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,850 Oh! 205 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,852 Jesus. 206 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,418 [gasps] 207 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:22,856 [sighs] 208 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,814 [grunts] 209 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,908 [sighs] Whoa... 210 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,693 Whoa. 211 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,652 - [cell phone chimes] - I got my period, period. 212 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,785 It is the heaviest period 213 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,875 I've ever seen, exclamation point. 214 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,746 Mark. 215 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,140 Is it normal to get your period now? 216 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,532 Question mark. 217 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,796 At this time in your life? 218 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,493 Question mark. 219 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,235 I never thought I would get my period again, 220 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,758 period. 221 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:59,719 Also, don't forget to bring the candles, period. 222 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:03,200 And your own chairs, exclamation point. 223 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,725 - Mark. - [cell phone chimes, whooshes] 224 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,828 [exhales] 225 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,793 [toilet flushing] 226 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,839 [faucet running] 227 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,278 [exhales] 228 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,412 [faucet stops] 229 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,897 Because I saw a picture of her, like, crying on Instagram, 230 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,030 - so I assumed she wasn't going... - She posted-- 231 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,771 - She posted a picture of her crying? - Oh, yeah, she posted that, 232 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,076 and then I said, "Oh, send pictures if you're going." 233 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,948 - [footsteps approaching] - You okay? 234 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,733 Yeah. I'm fine. Why? 235 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,866 DUKE: You're all flushed. 236 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,955 I am? Ooh. 237 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,566 That's a miracle, considering the amount of blood... 238 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:07,961 What is that smell? [sniffs] 239 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:12,008 [sniffing] 240 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,924 I don't smell anything. 241 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:18,188 Oh, I smell something, too. [sniffs] Smells like anxiety. 242 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,363 And fish. 243 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,409 Oh. 244 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:24,020 - Close your legs. - [laughing] 245 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,108 [chuckles] 246 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,414 Whoever smelt it dealt it. 247 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,894 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done now. 248 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,853 Lol. It's not me. It's... [sniffs] 249 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,508 It's fish, the smell. [sniffs] 250 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,118 Oh, maybe it's Gefilte. 251 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,946 [footsteps running away] 252 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,166 Oh, fish. 253 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,038 [chuckles] Her fish. 254 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,998 [sighs] Thank God. 255 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,043 Yeah. [clears throat] 256 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:50,917 Honey, can we talk about this fish? 257 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,397 This fish is the size of a koi. 258 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,836 Okay, it's too big for this tank. 259 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,055 Is it the fish? Is he dead? 260 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,144 [chuckles] No. 261 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,973 No, he's very much alive. 262 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,846 He's like a 30-year-old who hasn't moved out yet. 263 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,415 [Sam sighs] 264 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,071 What do you think he's thinking? 265 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,466 He's not. And how do you know they're a he? 266 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,860 Well, I was just assuming 267 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,905 because "Gefilte" is traditionally 268 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,081 a boy's name. 269 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,430 BOTH: Lol. 270 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,041 [Sam grunts] 271 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,133 I think... 272 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,917 [cabinet door closes] 273 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,701 Field trip? 274 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,094 ♪ I know a place♪ 275 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,357 ♪ I know a place, I know a place♪ 276 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,793 ♪ We can go...♪ 277 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,318 Okay, just, everybody, let me just 278 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,015 think about this for one sec. Don't-- 279 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,017 Just don't watch. 280 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,453 Let me just-- Okay. 281 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,152 DUKE: Gefilte, congratulations. 282 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,416 You will be moving out of this fakakta studio apartment 283 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,418 into a palatial estate. 284 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,767 Welcome to Dubai. 285 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,943 Good luck. Break a fin. 286 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,034 SAM: Oh... 287 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,993 How's it going? 288 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,995 Oh. 289 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,170 Hi. 290 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,780 Hi, there. 291 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,043 Fishing's over at the other end of the lake. 292 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,611 There are world-class bass, tilapia, trout. 293 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,440 And for that, you do need a license. 294 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,051 Okay, um, but we're not, we're not fishing. 295 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,489 No. Not. No fishing going on here. 296 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,187 Did you just... 297 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,536 dump a fish? 298 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,930 BOTH: No. 299 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,279 SAM: Not at all. 300 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,934 Would that... be a bad thing? 301 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,936 Well, it interferes with the ecosystem. 302 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,503 Can't introduce a saltwater fish to a freshwater lake. 303 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,680 Oh, God, we crossed the streams. 304 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,640 Literally. And whatever kind of fish you dumped 305 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,034 will have a very low chance of survival 306 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:51,733 and can cause a massive amount of damage. 307 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,039 SAM: Oh, shit. 308 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,997 We were just trying to give him a better life. 309 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,216 RANGER: Look, I get it, 310 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,479 but you need to leave the stocking to us. 311 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:02,700 That means no dumping 312 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,746 your own fish. 313 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,618 Are you kidding? This is more than parking 314 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,098 in front of a fire hydrant. 315 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:13,059 Also, don't feed bread to the ducks. Come on. 316 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,017 And, uh, have a nice day. 317 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,411 SAM: I... 318 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,249 I know where you live. 319 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,598 Excuse me? 320 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,122 You have a purple built-in chest 321 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,037 in your second bedroom closet. 322 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:39,476 I buried Barbies in the drywall in your garage. 323 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,131 Oh, my God. 324 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,874 I had a flood, and Barbies came out of the wall. 325 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,051 - [Sam laughs] - Are you the lady that was filming my house the other day? 326 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,705 Yus. 327 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924 I loved that house. 328 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,058 My parents lost it in bankruptcy. 329 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,842 Uh-huh. 330 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,670 I'm sorry. That's hard. 331 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,108 If it's any consolation, it's not my house. 332 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,935 It's my parents'. They left it to me. 333 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,981 They passed, but I remember them 334 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,548 telling me how they were able to get it 335 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,202 because they got such a good deal. 336 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,291 Oh. 337 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,683 Thanks. 338 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,598 You want to... 339 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,905 come by sometime? I-I don't know. 340 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,081 I could give you a proper tour. 341 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,909 Serious? 342 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,651 Yeah, I would, I would really love that. 343 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,219 I-I-I just drive by every once in a while 344 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:30,136 staring ghoulishly into it trying to capture old memories. 345 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,355 Yeah. I've seen your car. 346 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,270 The El Camino. 347 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:38,100 - I love your car. - Me, too. 348 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,189 Come by. 349 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,975 You know, let's pull up loose floorboards. 350 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,066 I would really like that. 351 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:49,851 So, still? 352 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,071 Oh, yes. Definitely. 353 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,594 Okay. 354 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,988 [grunts] All right, people. 355 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,339 Let's get going. We don't want to make the nice 356 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,124 Fish and Game ranger mad with his nice gun. 357 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,213 DUKE: What did he say? 358 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,563 Take it easy. 359 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,827 That's gonna be your new daddy. 360 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,569 We're gonna live in Mommy's childhood house. 361 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,059 [engine turns off] 362 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,291 Honey? 363 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,423 Can I get a hug? 364 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,642 - Mom. - Aw. 365 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,340 You, too, bloodless daughter. 366 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,094 - Childhood. - [Duke laughs] 367 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,879 - DUKE: Where you going? - I'm going for a little walk. 368 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,664 Well, then take the dogs. 369 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,709 No, I'll be right back. 370 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,106 DUKE: Okay. I don't know. 371 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,859 - ...when I'm doing makeup-- Oh. - And suck in for me. Mm-hmm. 372 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,426 - Thank you, dear. - Mm. Mm-hmm. - [knock on door] 373 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,819 - SUNNY: Hi. Come in. - Hi. 374 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:32,214 Is this really happening? What am I doing? 375 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,825 You're doing this because we are withered husks, 376 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,263 and the pickings is slim. 377 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,004 [both laugh] 378 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,746 - Hi. - No, but seriously, honey, good job. 379 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,574 - Thank you. - I mean, who could be better? 380 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,359 He's been pre-disastered, like Garp. 381 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,056 - Yeah, I guess so. - [knock on door] 382 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,318 Hi. 383 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,841 I just want to thank you 384 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,061 for having us here on your special day. 385 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,454 And, here. 386 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:57,021 - This is for you. - [Sunny chuckles] 387 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,067 - Money... and love. - SUNNY: Oh. 388 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,721 - Th-Thank you. - SAM: Aw. 389 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,505 - SUNNY: Th-That's so kind. - Not in that order. 390 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,246 That's really nice, Caroline. 391 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,596 - So sweet. - For the record, I just have to say this. 392 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,032 This is a mistake. 393 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,426 All right? You can still get out of it. 394 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,036 It's not too late. 395 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,300 You don't know what you're doing. You're... 396 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,040 You're scared. 397 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,478 You're vulnerable. You're scared... 398 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,306 to be alone. 399 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:24,048 It's not a reason to do this to yourself again. 400 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,226 All right? He has scarred you. 401 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,750 And-and he has scarred all of us, 402 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,318 as-as a family. 403 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,369 Scars make you stronger. 404 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,284 Sisters can destroy you. 405 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:46,462 And why would you wear white to my wedding? 406 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,814 Fuck off, Felicia. 407 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,555 [clears throat] 408 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:57,386 Yeah, uh, do you guys have a tampon? 409 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,866 I... 410 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,085 don't have my period anymore. 411 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,523 - Do you want a tissue? - I just... 412 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,525 I'll... just gonna slip away. 413 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,309 Oh. 414 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,311 How-how old is she now? 415 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,444 She's still getting her period? 416 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,361 Oh, Jesus! 417 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,276 - Lock's broken. - Yeah, we don't have locks 418 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,494 on any of the doors. 419 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,104 House policy. Goodbye. 420 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,498 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. Come in here. 421 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,326 Wh... 422 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,286 - Close the door. - Okay. 423 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,506 Uh, yes? 424 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,294 So, I guess this is, uh, 425 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,817 it for us. 426 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,776 Old friends. 427 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,345 Yeah. 428 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,521 Okay. 429 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:48,611 Goodbye now. Yes. 430 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,352 Thank you. 431 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,095 For this. 432 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,147 - [clears throat] - [faucet running] 433 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,064 [faucet turns off] 434 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,763 You okay? 435 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,418 Yeah, I'm just chillin'. 436 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,898 I got a bad stomach. 437 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:19,033 I mean, are you sure 438 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,470 about this whole thing? 439 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,646 Oh, that. Uh... 440 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:26,432 Not at all. 441 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:29,826 But it feels good, so I'm gonna go with that. 442 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,828 Except for my stomach. 443 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:35,876 Well, you're right where you should be then. 444 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,530 [clears throat] 445 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,445 Excuse me. 446 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,490 Sorry to do this, but... 447 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,145 - Whoa, hey, soldier. - I just got to... 448 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:50,499 That's why I came in. All right. 449 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,414 You have fun. 450 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,155 Sammy? 451 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,984 Can you come back in here and tap me on the shoulder? 452 00:22:57,027 --> 00:23:00,291 - This one's really gonna hurt. - No. Ew. 453 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,293 God bless! 454 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:05,253 ["Do You Believe in Rapture?" by Sean Alan playing] 455 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:15,959 - [cheering] - [overlapping conversation] 456 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:20,007 ♪ Stand behind his drunken amp♪ 457 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:25,621 ♪ Stand behind his light of love♪ 458 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,144 ♪ Hear him yowl...♪ 459 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,669 SAM: Friends. 460 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:30,887 Family. 461 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,454 Village so dear. 462 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,674 We are gathered here 463 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,806 to reunite two of our people. 464 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,939 Sunny... 465 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,202 and Jeff. 466 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:42,986 ♪ Do you believe in...♪ 467 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:45,641 SAM: I always thought that the first 468 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:48,122 wedding that I would preside over 469 00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:49,993 would be a gay wedding. 470 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:52,474 - Please. - [laughter] 471 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,520 And, as we all know, there's nothing gay about 472 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,652 Sunny or Jeff, except... 473 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,046 their out and proud son, Push. Go, Push! 474 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,701 [cheering and applause] 475 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:05,356 ♪ Do you believe♪ 476 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,664 ♪ In rapture, babe?♪ 477 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,537 SAM: We all know that life takes us 478 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,930 down some strange 479 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,542 but familiar roads. 480 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:17,847 And the strangest, 481 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:20,981 the most science experiment-y one, 482 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:22,765 really, in fact, the meanest thing 483 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,551 that can ever happen to you is... 484 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,335 your kids grow up. 485 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:32,601 This house was covered in glitter for years. 486 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,647 It was like a fairy murder crime scene. 487 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,735 [laughter] 488 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:37,084 And we survived all of it, 489 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:39,129 and here I am now alone, 490 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:40,827 staring into the abyss... 491 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:43,177 This is a real jawbreaker, buddy. 492 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,135 - Uh... [clears throat] - [laughter] 493 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,528 - Now. - Yeah. 494 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,791 - [laughter] - SAM: Um... 495 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,709 Do you, Jeffrey Rosebud Rader, 496 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:58,584 promise to think about Sunny's birthdays and anniversaries 497 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,107 months ahead? 498 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,675 And do you promise to take loving pictures 499 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,764 of Sunny when she's not looking? 500 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:09,203 And continue in your good ways? 501 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:11,945 I do. 502 00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:13,729 SAM: Do you, Sunny, 503 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:17,254 promise to try to forget about the last 21 years? 504 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,561 - [laughs] I do. - [laughter] 505 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:20,562 [Sam chuckles] 506 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,782 SAM: But, most importantly, 507 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,741 do you promise to keep your sun shining for yourself? 508 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:28,091 - [whispers]: I do. - AUDIENCE: Aw. 509 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,139 I now pronounce you better for each other. 510 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,575 You may now grab face. 511 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,577 [laughter] 512 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,536 [cheering and applause] 513 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,276 FRANKIE: We break these glasses because, 514 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,974 at this moment, we are at the height 515 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,802 of our merriment and gaiety. 516 00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,630 We're too gay! 517 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,501 - [laughter] - Because... 518 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,113 where there is rejoicing, there should also be trembling. 519 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,290 Woe, for we all must die. 520 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,555 Woe, for we all must die. 521 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,558 Memento mori. 522 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,692 - Bummer. - Shh. 523 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,520 - [laughter] - FRANKIE: Sunny, Jeff, 524 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,740 may your love for each other last longer 525 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,133 than it would take to put these pieces of glass back together. 526 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,919 - Sing ye. - ALL: Sing ye. 527 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:16,357 - [cheering and applause] - SAM: Let's eat! 528 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,534 [cheering] 529 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,276 ♪ 530 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:25,061 Sweetie, why are Jews called "the chosen people"? 531 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,628 That seems unfair. 532 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,587 Can I have this? 533 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,025 - You don't want none of this! - LENNY: Lord, I am so happy 534 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,417 it's not me getting married. 535 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,810 - [gasps, laughs] - Don't mind if I don't. 536 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,377 Oh, I love weddings. 537 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,771 ALAN: Doesn't the keto make your vagina smell weird? 538 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,511 Yeah, well, I have that anyway. I have a pussy. 539 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,122 - Pussies smell weird. - RICH: I was keto for a year, 540 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,907 and now I'm just thinking, did my pussy smell weird? 541 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,561 FELICIA: Are you, though? 542 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,345 If you had to leave in a hurry, what would you take, 543 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:49,999 and what would you leave behind? 544 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,045 The earth? Or leave your home? 545 00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:54,656 Oh, no, I was thinking, like, death. 546 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,353 Mom, if you had to leave right now, 547 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:57,920 like, what would you take and what would you leave behind? 548 00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,574 I would sow my field in a circle 549 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,142 and leave the four corners to those who need it. 550 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:05,493 Our dad said that at a seder once. Your grandpa. 551 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,321 [crying]: He would be very proud of you. 552 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:09,192 SAM: Jesus, bro, get ahold of yourself. 553 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,933 That's a rough one, man. 554 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,979 - Poor guy. - [sobbing] 555 00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:14,589 SAM: Oh, my God. 556 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,027 I think there's hormones for men, aren't there? 557 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:21,988 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 558 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,731 SAM: This is dinner! 559 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,561 [chuckles] 560 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,481 - SAM: Bro! - You found my baseball cards. 561 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,483 Where-where are the rest of them? 562 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,442 And why did you write your name on Hank Aaron? 563 00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:44,619 Uh, those are my baseball cards. 564 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,707 Why do you... 565 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:48,623 - Why would they be yours? - Your ba-- 566 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,408 Yeah, I may owe you some money. 567 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,715 [clears throat] Come here. 568 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:57,284 - What? You gonna take me to the rest of the baseball cards? - I have something for you. 569 00:27:57,327 --> 00:27:59,982 [chuckles] With my name on it? 570 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:02,768 Stay there. 571 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,465 [Sam sighs] 572 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,251 What is this? 573 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:11,515 - Mom wanted you to have it. - What? 574 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,869 - [music box melody playing] - Aw, come on. 575 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,827 Is it-- Oh, shit. 576 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,307 Is that part of it? 577 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:21,830 - The lights going out? - No. 578 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,136 - Hey. - SAM: Hi. 579 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:24,877 - Need some help? - No. You know what? 580 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,269 I'm gonna check the generator. 581 00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,402 - Take care of your bride. - [Marion sobs] 582 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:31,144 - Well, by "bride," I mean... - Yeah, yeah. 583 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:32,885 - Can you... - Hey, buddy. 584 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:34,669 Yeah. 585 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,844 You okay? 586 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,585 [Marion sniffs deeply] 587 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:41,676 Yeah, this whole day. This, uh... 588 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:44,026 This whole year. 589 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:46,072 Yeah. 590 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,858 I miss smoking bones with you. 591 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,991 Hey, buddy. 592 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,557 We still got poker. 593 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:55,385 Maybe we'll take some long walks on the beach. 594 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,387 - How about that? - [both laugh] 595 00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,042 PUSH: Ah, finally. 596 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,653 Mm, you guys are so cute together. 597 00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:04,481 - We are. Don't be jealous. - Hey. 598 00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:07,049 - You should get a room. - We have a room. 599 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,095 Buddy. 600 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,487 I'm proud of you, buddy. 601 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:12,011 - I really am. - Thanks, Dad. 602 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,709 - It's a big day for you. - You doing okay? 603 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,580 - You're an honest kid again. - [laughs] 604 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,366 - I guess so. - Yeah. 605 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:22,412 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay, yeah. 606 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:25,198 I mean, what are the options? Huh? 607 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:28,636 Green light. 608 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,072 Press the green light. 609 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,814 - Mom, you all right? - Hi. Yes. 610 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:35,774 I'm looking for the green light generator. Green-- 611 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:39,168 - [yells] Fuck! Motherfucker! - Oh, my God. 612 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:42,824 - Shit. You okay? - Fuck! Fuck! 613 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,347 NEIGHBOR: Excuse me. 614 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,393 Would you please refrain from using vulgarities? 615 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,961 We have children over here. 616 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:50,310 DUKE [laughing]: Oh, my gosh. 617 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:52,703 We're sorry. I apologize. 618 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,793 Thank you. 619 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,405 NEIGHBOR: Did you lose your power? 620 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:01,887 Yes, I lost my power long ago. 621 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:05,064 But also, I have no electricity. 622 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,066 How about you? 623 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,242 I do have a generator, though. 624 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:11,592 It's just not kicking in. 625 00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:16,640 - [Sam groans] - NEIGHBOR: Who are you? 626 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:20,862 We live here. We're the Foxes. 627 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,995 We're the Shirikis. 628 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:24,997 I'm Setareh. 629 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,955 I like your music. 630 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:30,002 Oh. Thank you, dear. 631 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,831 I Shazam the dick out of it! 632 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,920 Ooh! 633 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,791 So sorry. Potty mouth. 634 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,098 SETAREH: Salaam. 635 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:41,927 [generator starts] 636 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,538 Now we know our neighbors. 637 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,279 Mom. 638 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,718 You're nice. 639 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:53,852 You know something, you're... you're a really good person. 640 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,810 - What? - You are. 641 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,509 You have... You have a way of bringing people together 642 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,425 and... and-and making people feel good. 643 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:06,821 And... I don't know, I like it. 644 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,823 I like you. 645 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:12,000 I like the... I like the way you live your life. 646 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,919 [hiccups] I gotta take a shit. 647 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:20,182 Okay. 648 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,185 [quiet chatter] 649 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:34,762 ♪ 650 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,071 [sighs] 651 00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,119 [Sam sighs] 652 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:46,078 Slip away. 653 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,993 Just slip away. 654 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:49,908 [high-pitched laugh] 655 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,523 [insects trilling] 656 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,444 [sighs] 657 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,726 KIRA DANE: In Japanese Buddhism, 658 00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:28,555 life is described like water. 659 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:31,775 It's something that's poured in and out of our bodies, 660 00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,604 like moving from one container to another. 661 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,652 From conception, 662 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:41,307 you're gradually poured into the world. 663 00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:45,137 But you aren't even considered fully poured in 664 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,704 until you're around seven years old. 665 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,316 By the time you're 60 years old, 666 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,927 you've already started the slow process 667 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,885 of pouring back out. 668 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:58,106 So there's no single moment where you start 669 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:00,065 or stop being alive. 670 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,508 [notes sounding] 671 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,205 That kind of dreamy mental absence 672 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,991 that you had as a kid, 673 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:16,342 the same kind of fogginess that comes back when you grow old... 674 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,126 - Aw. - ...that's attributed 675 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,737 to the waters of your life being scattered. 676 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,049 Satisfying. 677 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,834 ♪ Into the wood♪ 678 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:33,185 ♪ The wood, the wood, the wood♪ 679 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,275 ♪ The wood, the wood♪ 680 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:39,321 ♪ The wood, the wood...♪ 681 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:57,165 And now it's time to make your mizuko. 682 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,647 Feel free to open the package. 683 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:07,349 Give yourself time to feel the clay in your hands. 684 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:12,137 It's your opportunity to 685 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,530 create a new beginning. 686 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,622 Yes, this time is joyful. 687 00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,538 It's to celebrate. 688 00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,894 [chuckles] 689 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:37,858 RYOKO: You have courage to be here today. 690 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,990 ♪ 691 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,193 ♪ 692 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,465 [sighs] 693 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,949 [phone rings] 694 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,342 H-Hi. 695 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,431 Hello, darling. 696 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,955 Hi. It's just me. What are you doing? 697 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:35,263 Oh, we're just up the pub serving breakfast and beer. 698 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,352 Say hi. 699 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,224 - All right, Sam? - [Phyllis chuckles] 700 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:42,314 Hello, Ben. My boy Ben. 701 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,185 [laughs] 702 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,404 What you up to? 703 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:48,276 I married Sunny and Jeff. 704 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,408 What? You what? 705 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:51,932 I got ordained, and I married them. 706 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,542 Who are they? 707 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,327 Mom, you know who they are. 708 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:58,591 It's Su-- Doesn't matter. 709 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,289 Where are you? Why is it so dark? 710 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,552 I'm in my car outside the house. 711 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,772 - Whatever for? - I don't know. 712 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:09,297 Oh, darling, you shouldn't spend so much time alone. 713 00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:12,213 Anyway, one day, your knight on a white horse 714 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,346 is going to come through and swoop you up. 715 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,391 What? What? 716 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,480 What even is that? No. 717 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,482 I don't want that. I don't want-- 718 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:24,921 No, I don't want somebody to swoop me up. 719 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,184 No. 720 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,489 I don't want to s-swoop. 721 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,926 I don't want to get swooped up. 722 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,278 No, I really don't. I really don't. 723 00:36:33,321 --> 00:36:36,411 I really don't want that. 724 00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:38,805 I really-- I like... 725 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:42,025 I like where I am. I'm... I'm... 726 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,332 I'm happy. I'm happy. 727 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,943 I'm happy. 728 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:51,905 I really, really like where I am now. 729 00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:54,429 I'm just realizing this right now. 730 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:55,996 Darling, 731 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,041 you're rambling. 732 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:03,090 Phil... 733 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,961 we had fun, didn't we? 734 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,269 Didn't we just? 735 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:11,098 I wish I had a quarter of your strength. 736 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,360 How's that? 737 00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:14,319 It's very loud here. 738 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,625 I wish I had a quarter of your strength. 739 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,323 Um, I've got to run. 740 00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:20,020 We're in the middle of the morning rush. 741 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:23,241 Bangers and mash and all the bits like you like. 742 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,286 And good pub ale. 743 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,157 Thank you. 744 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,376 Ta-ra. 745 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,511 Um... [muttering] 746 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,165 - I love you! - [phone chimes] 747 00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,299 [chuckles] 748 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:42,956 [inhales sharply] 749 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,960 [exhales] 750 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:54,489 ART BELL [on radio]: From the high desert in the great American Southwest, 751 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,491 I bid you all good evening, good morning, good afternoon, 752 00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:59,189 wherever you may be in the world's prolific time zones 753 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,714 covered by this program-- all of them-- 754 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,542 which is Coast to Coast AM. 755 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,848 I'm Art Bell. 756 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:08,329 All right, back to the question of intelligence. 757 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:13,160 Uh, what are you able to... a-a-attribute to them? 758 00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:16,511 Do they, for example... do they ever go through people? 759 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:19,471 Do they go through... You said they went into the ocean. 760 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:22,865 - MAN: Right. - ART BELL: Then, according to the laws of physics, 761 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,564 it... they should move or could move in the water, 762 00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:28,567 but wouldn't they move slower in the water than in the air? 763 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,569 - Well, that... - The answer is no, huh? 764 00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:32,527 MAN: No, when I talked to Dr. Jack Kasher-- 765 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,355 he's a professor of physics at Nebraska-- he said, 766 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,183 well, this puts it in a total different realm. 767 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:38,316 There's no such thing that can do that, you know. 768 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:41,971 ART BELL: You're telling me that this week, on the 11th, 769 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,539 we're going to have a total eclipse. 770 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:47,716 You're telling me that we're going to see some meteors 771 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,849 that we have not seen before. 772 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:52,417 You're telling me that there are thousands 773 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,027 of new comets out there. 774 00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:55,768 You're telling me... You haven't even mentioned 775 00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:57,160 the giant solar flares. 776 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,553 MAN: Nothing slows 'em down. 777 00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:00,338 They just zip in, zip out. 778 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,774 So it's an incredible life-form. 779 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:03,384 You know, where they come from, we don't know. 780 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,994 Who knows, you know? 781 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,387 [radio static] 782 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:09,172 ♪ Some things in life are bad♪ 783 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:12,262 ♪ They can really make you mad♪ 784 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,918 ♪ Other things just make you swear and curse♪ 785 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:18,834 ♪ When you're chewing on life's gristle♪ 786 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:22,142 ♪ Don't grumble, give a whistle♪ 787 00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:27,190 ♪ And this'll help things turn out for the best♪ 788 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:33,588 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life♪ 789 00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:36,504 [whistling] 790 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:41,422 ♪ Always look on the light side of life♪ 791 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,294 [whistling] 792 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:46,427 ♪ If life seems jolly rotten♪ 793 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,473 ♪ There's something you've forgotten♪ 794 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:52,085 ♪ And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing♪ 795 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,609 ♪ If you're feeling in the dumps♪ 796 00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:56,437 ♪ Don't be silly chumps♪ 797 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,397 ♪ Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing♪ 798 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:05,315 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life♪ 799 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:08,580 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on♪ 800 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:13,454 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 801 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,717 [whistling] 802 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,111 ♪ For life is quite absurd♪ 803 00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,069 ♪ And death's the final word♪ 804 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:23,682 ♪ You must always face the curtain with a bow♪ 805 00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:25,640 ♪ Forget about your sin♪ 806 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:27,686 ♪ Give the audience a grin♪ 807 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:31,472 ♪ Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow♪ 808 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:34,649 ♪ So always look on the bright♪ 809 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,521 -♪ Side of life♪ - ♪ Side of death♪ 810 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:38,523 Of death? I forgot that part. 811 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,176 [whistling] 812 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,483 ♪ A-just before you draw♪ 813 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,920 ♪ Your terminal breath♪ 814 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:47,575 - [whistling] - Oh... okay. 815 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:51,492 ♪ Life's a piece of shit when you look at it♪ 816 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:55,540 ♪ Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true♪ 817 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,498 ♪ You'll see it's all a show♪ 818 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,587 ♪ Keep 'em laughing as you go♪ 819 00:40:59,631 --> 00:41:02,634 ♪ Just remember that the last laugh is on you♪ 820 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:08,596 ♪ And always look on the bright side of life♪ 821 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,991 - [whistling] - ♪ Do do-do do-do do-do♪ 822 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:16,909 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 823 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,693 Come on, Sam, cheer up. 824 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:20,521 Key change! 825 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:24,525 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 826 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,397 [whistling] 827 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:32,185 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 828 00:41:32,228 --> 00:41:33,708 Good job, cookie. 829 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:36,145 ♪ Worse things happen at sea, huh?♪ 830 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:39,932 - [singing in foreign language] - ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 831 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,455 ♪ You're going back to nothing♪ 832 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,283 ♪ What have you lost? Nothing♪ 833 00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:47,896 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 834 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,116 - [whistling] - ♪ Come on, cheer up, ya old buggers♪ 835 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,770 ♪ Come on, give us a grin, there you are, see?♪ 836 00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:56,339 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 837 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,603 Mwah! Good chi! 838 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,692 Cheer up! Come on. Let loose. 839 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:04,086 Just fucking let go, Paige, for fuck's sake. 840 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:06,785 - [whistling] - Yes! 841 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:08,351 See you later. Keep in touch. 842 00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:11,224 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life...♪ 843 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,618 So, all right, your mother and father hate you 844 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,663 because you're a raging homosexual. 845 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:16,925 What does it matter? 846 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:19,362 [speaking Spanish] 847 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,581 Mwah! 848 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,541 You got jazz hands? Let me see 'em. Hey! 849 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,281 I love you, Mom. 850 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:26,761 Love you so much. 851 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,676 I love you, for sure. 852 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,635 Put down your robots. 853 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:33,768 [mouthing] 854 00:42:33,812 --> 00:42:35,596 BOTH: I love you! 855 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,685 I love you. 856 00:42:37,729 --> 00:42:40,166 BOTH: Mwah. We love you. 857 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:43,909 ALL: Mwah! I love you. 858 00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,041 [whistling] 859 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:47,695 ♪ Here, I'm near the end now♪ 860 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:50,742 ♪ Always look on the bright side of life♪ 861 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:51,873 [whistling] 862 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,919 ♪ All right, all right♪ 863 00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:58,184 [fading]: ♪ Always look on the bright...♪ 864 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:01,927 ♪ 865 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:20,685 ♪ 866 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,707 ♪